Maturing is realizing that...
Maturing is realizing that...
I was checking Reddit and I saw this thread:
"MATURING IS FOR FRUITS," says my inner child. First comes maturity, then ripening, and then, oh dear, decay! So why rush to embrace all that seriousness? I'd rather maintain a safe distance from that process.
This tee is a way of proclaiming to the world that today, I'm taking a detour from adulting, and I've decided to embrace my inner child. In a world that often demands seriousness, this tee represents a joyful rebellion – a statement of the fact that life is too precious to be lived without moments of unadulterated glee. Wear it, and let your inner child wave hello to the world.
It's not just any t-shirt:
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 | 10.39 |